Complete with

a star-studded

cast (Jack Nicholson,

Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan,

Danny DeVito, Martin Short,

Sarah Jessica Parker,

Michael J. Fox,

Natalie Portman, Tom Jones)

and barking

aliens, Mars Attacks!

is one of

Tim Burton's

whackiest films,

one that includes

Jack Black loading

a gun blindfolded,

Sarah Jessica Parker

as a tiny dog,

Jack Nicholas

as two separate

characters, and enough

sizzling stupid

dying Americans to make you

shout for more

goddamn popcorn.