Art: Dr. Phib the Legend
“Woke up on the wrong side of the potato.”
“I have seen the trees, lived amongst the pines.”
Collectively collected
through a potato
not beheaded,
we invested
and enlisted
vast musicians
to explain instrumental
physics to a group
of old magicians
who lost their magic
sometime after
this past Christmas.
Here is the compilation
of their famous
last wishes.
Welcome to the
Potatohead Militia.
“My god is Potatohead.”
“Bees aren’t real.”
“Life’s too short to always be a tater, but I yam who I yam.”
“Potatoes are really good, and super versatile. But we really should save the bees.”
“Sometimes you’re a couch potato and other times you’re a couch tomato. There’s really no way to be sure one way or the other.”