I joined a gym

this week (yes,

hell has frozen

over) and while

working out today,

I had my iPod

on shuffle. After

about 20 minutes

of tracks, the song

“John” with Lil’ Wayne

and Rick Ross

came on, and I lost

my mind. Ran faster,

jumped higher,

screamed louder.

It’s a 2011 classic

that deserves to be

revisited right now.

Favorite line courtesy

of Rozay: “Pull up

in the sleigh,

hop out like

I'm Santa Claus.”